captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.
what the hell is happening
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
words of wisdom with kristen stewart
One of these things is not like the others.
i love you all but